Doesn’t know how many States there are! Brilliant!
And with all that money, he can’t find a way to visit Alaska or Hawaii? What? His handlers won’t let him,eh? But who’s in charge here? If you really wanted to go to Alaska and Hawaii, then you’d go. After all, it is your campaign, right? So, just who will be running the country if you get elected?
We’re the biggest State in the Union and he gives us the cold shoulder.
Here’s what I think: