Get Ready for 2008

From The Absurd Report

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton’s great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: ‘Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.’

Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary’s staff of professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch: “Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad.

In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.’

And THAT is how it’s done folks! GET READY for 2008


But isn’t voting a female into office to show that we aren’t sexist more important?

I’ll end this with one of my favorite quotes:

“Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.” – Bender

7 Responses to Get Ready for 2008

  1. Jenn says:

    LOL…… “Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.’” HEE HEE HEE!!!

  2. The”Remus” of your “Remus Rodham” note (“professional genealogist” Judy Wallman’s horse thief story allegedly spun by an HR Clinton spokeshole to look favorable) was also claimed by some other internet “news” source to be a relation of Harry’ Reid’s. This balderdash makes you and others look stupid, and does nothing to advance the cause of rational fiscal conservatism. Please check your stories before publishing them, as lies and junk stories do not help your cause.

  3. frznagn says:

    “was also claimed by some other internet “news” source to be a relation of Harry’ Reid’s.”

    Don’t complain to me what others are doing. I didn’t do it so why tell me?

    “This balderdash makes you and others look stupid, and does nothing to advance the cause of rational fiscal conservatism.”

    Who said this had anything to do with conservatism? It’s just a story about the past and how people interpret it. You’re the one that looks stupid since you can’t understand the crux of the post.

    “Please check your stories before publishing them, as lies and junk stories do not help your cause.”

    My cause in this post was for entertainment. Since Jenn laughed that means I succeeded!

    Hmm, why do I get this feeling that this is just a troll with copypasta skills? Copy, search, reply, search, reply, search, reply… only a loser without a life would spend their time in a pathetic endeavor such as this. Grow up, get a job and move out of mommy’s basement.

  4. frznagn says:

    “Remember, the Republicans have spin-doctors too. But is it still funny?”

    Sure is. I laughed so hard I ruptured my spleen.

    “PS Try not to chastise people for utilizing their ‘copypasta’ skills on a post where you have, um. utilized your copypasta skills _– makes you look, kinda, well…you know.”

    Surely you are intelligent enough to discern the difference between me doing copypasta for a single post and some troll that does copypasta and goes from site to site to display their ‘skills’? But it appears I could be wrong.

    If you’re just going to make useless ‘points’, then please, go somewhere else and be useless there.

    Heck, go here and have some fun!!!

  5. frznagn says:

    If I have to answer those questions then Sir, you are too stupid to use the internet. Please turn it off before you hurt yourself.

    Honestly, it is obvious that the post was not directed at me first. And since the troll never bothered to come back…. Please don’t make yourself appear more ignorant than what you may be.

    Saint Sarah? Hark! The lefties have gone religious! First Obama, now Palin!!!

  6. frznagn says:

    “if I may say so, also require a certain amount of hindsight on your part.”

    Not really. It’s called “experience”. Throw in some Vegas odds and there you go! I’ve been wrong before and I have apologized for it as well. But you already knew that.

    “Maybe this is why they can never, ever, admit to not knowing anything.”

    Nice generalities. Obviously, you don’t know me as well. There is plenty I don’t know much about. Do you know what drink I have on my desk? It is an unknown to you then. Well, talk about it for an hour and see how much fun that is. I prefer to speak of things that I know something about. Am I an expert on it? Hell no. If you want ‘expert’ advice and information, then go somewhere that professes their expertise. Simple.

    “No, it is you guys that sanctified both”

    Sorry buttercup, those pics of Obama looking saintly were most likely NOT created by a righty.

    “Sarah, on the other hand, isn’t – it seems that all her problems on the campaign trail are down to the press and whoever else, but not her.”

    Well, it looks like hanging around conservative sites has increased your powers of observation. And if you can’t see the difference on how they treated her versus someone like Caroline Kennedy, then you sir are truly ignorant. How many times did Caroline say ‘like’ in that one interview? Gobs. And yet, mysteriously, no lefty msm picked up on it. Odd how that works. And her lack of experience? Doesn’t matter. Nobody in the demosphere cares. Experience only matters if it is a Republican. But you already knew that!

    “I was under the impression that the class war was taboo in Republican circles”

    ‘Class’ can mean different things. A search on gives 29 results.

    7. a social stratum sharing basic economic, political, or cultural characteristics, and having the same social position: Artisans form a distinct class in some societies.
    8. the system of dividing society; caste.
    9. social rank, esp. high rank.
    10. the members of a given group in society, regarded as a single entity.
    14. Informal. elegance, grace, or dignity, as in dress and behavior: He may be a slob, but his brother has real class.

    I think this last one is the big one. Since Sarah didn’t go to an Ivy League school and such. She just doesn’t come from the good stock like the Kennedy’s do. 😛

    “But if it’s class war she wants, then…”

    You can’t fight with what you don’t possess.

  7. frznagn says:

    “You have a curious habit of assuming I have a thorough knowledge of your personal details, a trait shared by some of your fellow travelers. ”

    It was an example, obviously over your head.

    “I even consult experts. And you?”

    I’d be a fool if I didn’t.

    “Bzzt! You lose this one, Daisy – ‘most likely’ means you haven’t the foggiest one way or the other. Hey! I guess you DO like to speak of things you don’t know about!”

    Sorry spongeboy, but you’re wrong. If you think for one moment that a Republican created those idolizing pics of Obama then you do live in an alternate reality. However, there is that remote chance that one did it to mock him and his supporters. But I seriously doubt it. Prove me wrong and I’ll concede. And it is his supporters that say ” Obama is our Moses”

    “What hanging around on conservative sites has increased is my awareness of conservatives’ sense of persecution and victimhood. ”

    Funny thing that is, I see them on liberal sites too!

    “Well, I’m ignorant to the extent that I haven’t actually seen or read her being interviewed, so this would be something that I cannot speak about.”

    Perhaps you need to spend more time looking at the fools in your party. Try this:

    “If you think that Palin’s only problem was that she said ‘like’ a lot then you really weren’t paying attention.”

    And if you can’t see how biased the msm was against her then you weren’t paying attention either.

    “She’s not running for VP. If she were, I would expect far more scrutiny. ”

    LOL! Then how did we get Biden? C’mon dude, get serious!!!

    “Well, the world has just suffered 8 years under an inexperienced Republican ”

    Funny, I haven’t suffered. You wouldn’t believe how much my income has gone up!

    “Anyhoo, I thought you were all for inexperienced presidents – weren’t you advocating that it would be better for ‘real’ people like Joe the Unplumber to run things?”

    That was you.

    “So elite educational facilities are on your hit list now? Excelllent!”

    I never said that. And even if I did, why would it be ‘excellent’?

    “I fight for those that don’t possess.”

    Right dimplekins, and how much have you given to the pirates lately? Good luck on that charity drive!

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