HILLARY & SLICK WILLY
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS WHEN HILLARY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT~
REMEMBER THIS FOREVER — It is worse than you thought and remembered
and well worth reading.
P.S. This was written by a Democrat.
Dear Mr. Ex-President Clinton: I recently saw a bumper sticker that
said, “Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore.” So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my “Thank you” for what you have
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8-year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him,
but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is okay, and all you have
to know is what the meaning of “it” is. It really is great to know
that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex
while the other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for re-introducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie
“Wag the Dog” could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have plead the
5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment’s
from the Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other “Clinton” scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, “gutting” much of
our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on “vacations”
carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9 Thank you, also, for “finding” millions of dollars (I really didn’t
need it in the first place, and I can’t think of a more deserving
group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have
logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
10. Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons
of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure that
Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
housewarming gifts you’ve received from your “friends.”
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. Please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance
for her “tell-all” book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for
your memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!
14. The last and most important point – thank you for forcing Israel
to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a
bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned
him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993,
Israel had to agree to release so-called “political prisoners.”
However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands.
The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of
State, Warren Christopher, “insisted” that all prisoners be released.
Thus, Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the U.S. by
flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center.
This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the U.S. from all later reports. Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth?
What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
facts, please pass this on. THANK YOU (once again) for spending my
taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY, A U.S. Citizen
PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for “inventing”
the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this
wonderful, factual e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY:
Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under
the “Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,” which means that
even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional
salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were
pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays
for that? WE DO!
It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.
Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at
around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
The Clinton’s charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for
the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their
mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the
Clinton’s salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as
well as the salaries for their 12 man staff — and, this is all
When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
How many people can YOU send this to?
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!
Do we really need four more years of this???