From the Good News department

Studies Claim Women Don’t Care About Penis Length

When it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women, according to a new study that reviews more than 60 years of research and debunks numerous sex myths.

About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review.

Don’t expect Hollywood to pick up on this one anytime soon.

Eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size, compared to only 55 percent for men.

‘Satisfied’ just doesn’t sound as good as ‘happy’, ‘pleased’, or ‘hog-wild’.

“The issue of attractiveness to women is complex, but most data suggest that penile size is much lower down the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man’s personality and external grooming,” the researchers write.

Hey! I’m well groomed!!! I’ve got a chance now!!!

One surprising finding was that small penis syndrome (SPS), also known as the “locker room syndrome,” is much more common in men with normal sized penises than those who have so-called micropensises (penises with a flaccid length of less than 2.7 inches).

Todays word of the day is ‘micropensises‘.  Use it at least once. The word, that is.

Indian Sadhus, for example, use weights to increase their penis length, while the Topamina of Brazil encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to get a size boost that lasts six months.

You’ve got to be pretty desperate to let a poisonous snake bite you there! Just don’t get caught walking around with one of those snakes, people will know the truth about you.

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