Real Classy Dude

April 19, 2007

Listen to this crap from Alec Baldwin.

From Wikipedia:

Politics

Baldwin, a liberal Democrat, has always had an active interest in politics and is frequently rumored to be a candidate for public office. He recently revealed in a British magazine interview that he plans to leave acting in a few years to pursue a career in politics. He has recently called Vice President Dick Cheney a terrorist, and claimed that “he terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately.”.

While he just calls and terrorizes his 12 year old daughter. Does that mean she isn’t an innocent civilian? He should be glad that he didn’t call her a ‘nappy-headed ho’ or his career would’ve been over with.

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Can You Really Trust What People Say?

April 19, 2007

Q-C barbers call Edwards’ $400 haircut ‘impossible’

Quad-City barbers put down their shears and sputtered words like “preposterous” and “impossible” Wednesday when they heard of Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards spending $400 for a haircut. In the Quad-Cities, $10 or $12 is about average.

“If I charged $400 for a haircut, they’d come after me with white coats,” said Leo Fier, who has been cutting hair for 49 years at his shop in DeWitt, Iowa.

Edwards Reimbuses Campaign for Haircuts

Democrat John Edwards is trying to get out of a hairy situation, reimbursing his presidential campaign $800 for two visits with a Beverly Hills stylist. Two $400 cuts by stylist Joseph Torrenueva, who told The Associated Press that the former North Carolina senator is a longtime client, showed up on Edwards’ campaign spending reports filed this weekend. Edwards spokesman Eric Schultz said it never should have been there.

“The bill was sent to the campaign. It was inadvertently paid,” Schultz said. “John Edwards will be reimbursing the campaign.”

So much for being “impossible”, no?


Is Youth Crime a Byproduct of Internet Use?

April 19, 2007

China official blames Internet for youth crime

Most youth crime in China can be blamed on negative influences from violent or pornographic Web sites, a police spokesman said on Thursday, justifying the country’s latest crackdown on the Internet.“In recent years from the cases we have discovered, the proportion of young people guilty of cheating, rape or robbery who are given to using the Internet or have been corrupted by online filth, is very high,” spokesman Wu Heping said.

You’d think that with all of China’s censorship that they wouldn’t be able to use it in an inappropriate manner. Why don’t you just create your own internet and control all of the data that was put on it?


Through the WHAT????

April 19, 2007

Doctors Test New Surgery for Gallbladder Removal

 Doctors in New York have removed a woman’s gallbladder with instruments passed through her vagina, a technique they hope will cause less pain and scarring than the usual operation, and allow a quicker recovery. The technique can eliminate the need to cut through abdominal muscles, a major source of pain after surgery.

Ok, so what will they do with the guys?


Bomb Bomb Bomb Your Presidential Aspirations

April 19, 2007

MCCAIN SINGS: 'BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN'

Sen. John McCain brought his "Straight Talk" tour to South Carolina Wednesday morning.

The presidential hopeful spent 90 minutes talking to nearly 500 people who crammed into the Murrells Inlet VFW Hall.

At the campaign rally, McCain was asked if an attack on Iran is in the works, the GEORGETOWN TIMES reports.

McCain began his answer by changing the words to a popular BEACH BOYS song.

“Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran,” he sang to the tune of Barbara Ann.

Drop out now before you embarrass yourself or your party any further.


What’s the Most Exciting Thing You’ve Done?

April 18, 2007

Sooo many to choose from. I’ll put this as #1 for right now.

f-15

A ride in an F-15!


YouBoob 4 Sale!

April 18, 2007

Yes siree Bob! For a paltry $1.5 mill you can own this site!!!

youboob

Honestly, I thought about this name at work and whaddya know, somebody beat me to it.

You can also buy the clothing!

tshirt

Yup. That’ll impress the babes for sure!!!