Pity Parade Time!

March 22, 2007

Anti-war protesters arrested at Pelosi’s office.

“We’re just heartbroken that Nancy Pelosi has decided to keep funding George Bush’s war, and now the war belongs to the Democrats as well as the Republicans,” said Code Pink co-founder Medea Benjamin. “We thought we were going to get a change when they came into power.”

Welcome to the world of politics. They’ll say anything to get elected! And you fell for it too!

Rob BeatEvilPower


Bill sez it’s just not fair!

March 22, 2007

Well, if Bill says it, then it must be true!

Former President Bill Clinton yesterday complained that “it’s just not fair” the way his wife, presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.), is being depicted for her controversial Iraq war vote.

Great Scott!

March 22, 2007

Muggles attack the Hogwarts Express!

YOUNGSTERS running amok around the district have caused more than £50,000 of damage to Lancaster’s historic Priory Church and a steam train in Carnforth which featured in the Harry Potter films.

Quick, break out the Veritaserum and round up those street urchins!

Is Detroit that bad?

March 22, 2007

A Republican congressman who said parts of Iraq are no more dangerous than Detroit is drawing criticism from the mayor’s office and the Michigan Democratic party.

I’m from that area and I think I’d rather take my chances in Iraq.  Besides, from what I hear there are a lot of people from the middle east living in that area anyways. Hmm, maybe there is some sort of connection here???

See the article here