‘Duh’ News

Report: Mischa Barton Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction

Actress Mischa Barton apparently suffered a wardrobe malfunction Wednesday night, flashing a breast while leaving a fashion show in London, photos reveal.

The star’s breast apparently slipped out of her red-and-gold satin evening gown as she jumped into a taxi after the Fashion For Relief show at the Natural History Museum in South Kensington, London, the Daily Mail reports.

Y’know, I don’t know her and don’t care about this so why am I posting this? It’s the next part in the article:

Click here to see photos (Warning: photos contain nudity.)

You’re kidding, right? Talking about a breast popping out and you post pictures of it with a warning that the photos contain nudity? Shocking! I would have never expected it!!

And why do these celebs seem so surprised when these things happen? Can’t they see how they dress? They do have things that can cover up their wiggly jigglies, hmm, can’t recall the names of those thingies… it’s on the tip of my tongue….

Got Milk?

Or is that “Got Breast Milk”?

Swiss restaurant to serve meals cooked with human breast milk

The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother’s milk.

“We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?” Hans Locher, who has become Switzerland most controversial restaurant owner, said.

Mr Locher attracted the attention of the leading media of the German-speaking world this week after he posted ads looking for women donors, who will receive just over three pounds for 14 ounces of their milk.

He said: “I first experimented with breast milk when my daughter was born.

“One can cook really delicious things with it. However, it always needs to be mixed with a bit of whipped cream, in order to keep the consistency.”

If it’s better for you, then why not?